Thursday, June 6, 2013

Tanning

As most of you know, 
I quit my big girl job and now work at a tanning salon.
I was working here part time anyway so it seemed fitting to just make it full time.
I love what I do & I love my clients.


I've tanned since I was 18.
I became a yearly tanner when I discovered it kept my eczema under control.
Much cheaper than a doctor. Some might say I'm addicted.
I call myself a tanorexic.

Yes, I'm aware of the pros and cons of tanning.
Yes, I know it can cause cancer.
Yes, I know ALL the bad things it can do.
I also know the good things it can do.
Like the happy boost I get from the Vitamin D.

A lot of friends and clients ask how I get/keep my tan.
So, I decided to write a little post about it.


First of all, there is no magic trick to being tan.
IT TAKES TIME AND EFFORT!
I cannot stress this enough.

Also, everyone tans differently.
For instance, I do not hold my tan well.
And that means I have to tan at least every other day once I've reached my desired color.
Other people can keep their tans much easier. You just have to know your body.

Burning does not make you tan.
You NEVER want to burn.
& you should not tan on top of a burn.


Being hot doesn't make you tan better.
I don't know where this came from but the temperature of the bed has nothing to do with how your skin reacts to the UV rays. So a hot bed is just that, a hot bed.
(That probably just needs better ventilation.)

Wear goggles! Protect your eyes!


20 minutes is the max you can tan by law in the US.
This is why tanning beds are better than the sun in my opinion.
You can control the amount of UV rays you are getting. You sure can't do that outside!
Based on your skin type you start at 5/6 minutes and go up 2/3 minutes every day after that you don't burn. I always suggest to tan every day until you get your base tan. (TIME) Otherwise, it's going to take you longer to get results. Don't tan once a week and expect to see results. I'm speaking to those attemtping to get a tan at this point. If you're already tan and trying to maintain then you need to learn what your body needs. In most cases, a tan person can maintain their tan with one visit a week in a high pressure (160-200w) bed.



If you don't have access to a stand up tanning bed then you should roll over halfway through your tanning session. This helps keep everything even. It may not be comfortable but it's what it takes. Sometimes I even have to lay on my side to get certain areas to catch up. (EFFORT)

Do not use the same bed all the time.
Although a salon has mulitple beds of the same pressure it does not mean they all react the same. Your skin can become adjusted to a certain bed if you only use it and you will likely hit a plateau. You may also switch it up inside the bed and put your head where you normally put your feet.


If you decide you want to tan your face, make sure it is clean before you get in the tanning bed. Your moisturizer and makeup most probably have SPF in them that will keep your face from tanning. Wish I had a quarter for every time someone complained to me (in full makeup) that their face wasn't getting tan. Tanning is also a great acne treatment.

Before I worked in a tanning salon I was really bad about not using lotion. Even at home.
I learned pretty quick why it was so hard to keep and maintain my tan back then.
Moist skin equals tan skin.
Put tanning lotion on before you tan, moisturizer when you get out of the tanning bed, and moisturizer after your bathe and as often as necessary if you have extra dry skin, like me. There are a million tanning lotions to choose from. I will show you my favorites.

Accelorator:

Bronzer:


Tingle:


After Tanning:


Always check with your salon if you buy a lotion from an outside source. Some may contain ingredients that harm the acrylic and keep the UV rays from coming through which will keep you from getting tan.

Now go get you a tan!

Monday, June 3, 2013

Weekend Recap

Friday night I had to work until 7.
Good thing I love my job.
I spent the night soaking in a tea bath.
Works wonders on taking the sting out of a sunburn!
Yes, when tan people take a week off they get burnt.

I also had to work 9-3 on Saturday.

After work I headed to Hammond for a photoshoot with my friend, Britney.
Not for me, for her. She likes to practice.

We went to an old park that was kinda scary.

She made me lay on the ground, which resulted in a briar incident.
All so she could do this:

She had quite the time getting me to hold my legs right. ha!

& no, cowboy boots are not a norm for me.
Probably will never happen again!

This is my favorite from the day.

It was great to see her and get to catch up.
I miss her dearly.

We ate dinner at La Carreta after we worked up an appetite.
I was not impressed, of course I rarely am with Mexican food.
{except Taco Bell, they always win}

I meet Donna at our favorite place, The Jones Boys' Hall of Fame.

We got there kinda late to the show. Chase Tyler was playing.
He may just be a new favorite. Very entertaining.

As we weren't on everyone else's level, we didn't stay long.
Too many drunk old folks. It was funny, but we weren't in the mood.

Sunday I had a day date in New Orleans.
Well, he had to go drop some stuff off for work and I tagged along.
But I still had a good time. He makes me laugh a lot.

I got to see parts of New Orleans that I hadn't been before.
The New Orleans Yacht Club had sail boat races going on.
Brought back lots of good memories from my childhood.



We also visited City Park.
I didn't realize it was even there!
We watched gay guys playing softball.
Y'all, I cannot explain how entertaining this was.
I'm still taking applications for a gay guy best friend!

We ate lunch at Deanie's Seafood.
Best stuffed flounder of my life!

Although it rained on us all the way to New Orleans,
we had a beautiful scenic ride back in the sunshine.
Gotta love this crazy Louisiana weather!

By the way, is everyone prepared for Hurrican season?!
I have a feeling it's going to be a rough one...

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Boysss

Where to start...

Let's see, Jeremy and I broke up the day before my mom passed away.
Yeah, I know...
He has been there for me a lot but only as a friend. We've talked every day but it's gotten less and less. We lasted 15 months. We weren't going anywhere. I'd swear to you that we were even in reverse. It sucks, because I did love him, but we just wanted different things. It was never going to work out.

Been single over a month now.
It's been a fucking blast.

I joined Plenty of Fish, the online dating site.
That was a total bomb. I had a date then freaked out and decided I wasn't ready so I deleted my account because let's be serious, those boys on there want to move sooo fast. I am still talking to one of them I found on there but I don't know how much longer he will continue the conversation without meeting me.

There's M. The one with the big house and 2 boats and lots of money. I've known him for a few years. Summer of 2011 was spent with him while I was dating Jarrod. He lives 2 miles down the road from me, we've hung out a few times but I doubt it's going anywhere. & I just seen on Facebook that he lost his phone so yeah, I'm probably fucked. Also, I doubt he'd ever take me seriously because him and Jarrod still hang out. However, I have intentions of being on his boat this summer. Just gotta work my way back in. He's always a good time when we hang out. & I know I can be myself around him.

There's C. The fucking batshitcrazy one that I always run back to. Met him after Jarrod. There is a magnetic force I feel towards him that I cannot help. No matter how hard I try. We are fire and gasoline. I won't think about him for months then BOOM I'm obsessed again. But when I say he's crazy, I mean it. He even told me he loved me. We've only hung out a handful of times. That's too much buddy, slow down. The best part is he's been through 2 girls in the past week on Facebook. I bet he lovesss them too! ha!

There's T. The first unavailable one. He has a girlfriend. He's a blast to talk to and very nice eye candy. He seems to only want to really talk to me when him and said girlfriend are on the outs. We've tried a couple of times to get together but it never works. Ultimately, I think he has a conscience. However, I did get chocolate for Valentine's Day.

Then there's F. The other unavailable one. He's married with 2 kids. We met through mutual friends when he was separated from his wife. Obviously, they're back together again. Shocker! He took me out a few weeks ago and we had a really good time as friends. Which is really all I need right now, friends. My dilemma is he does all sorts of perfect things that I would want a boyfriend to do. FML.

I'm pretty proud of myself for staying single.
This is new for me.

I would like to date more but I don't really have many options to meet guys. AND when you meet them and date them they like to get so serious so fast. No thank you!